The Unexpected

The Easter Bunny brought Ellis superhero tattoos this morning. He apparently intends to cover his entire body in characters such as "Dare dubble" and "The Fing." He told me he had to count to 10 before he could peal the backing off. "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, oh,(apparently he counted quicker than intended) 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, firty, 45, 46, 47, 48, AND 10." He then lifted up the paper backing and said "That was not what I was expecting." I asked him what he expected and he replied. "I thought he would have both of his arms."